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December 30, 2006

Hussein Assumes Room Temperature

At last, Saddam is worm food. The news footage from around the world shows crazy Muslims demonstrating en masse against America. This is because America failed to execute the war in a victorious manner. I urge all my readers to go here to voice your disapproval with the Looney Left and their traitorous behavior. This is a copy of my letter.

http://reid.senate.gov/contact/email_form.cfm

Dear Senator, Hussein is dead, and the Muslims are marching in protest all over the world. I think you need to see the pictures, because you and your party of Liberal Democrats are responsible for this in large measure. They are burning President Bush in effigy, and that is YOUR President, too. And you helped our enemies by all your actions since the war began. These animals want to kill YOU, too, Senator, and also me and my family and even my dog. So, be proud of killing the Patriot Act, and make sure you give the animals in Guantanamo their civil rights and make sure every illegal alien that is presently invading our country their basic American rights. And when these animals are putting the noose around your neck, and your family lies dead with their heads hacked off, you can take all the responsibility because you were a traitor to your country, your government and your fellow American. You louse.
Marshal Will Kane

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December 29, 2006

Global Warming-A Short Rant

It seems a large chunk of ice has broken off Ellesmere Island in the Canadian Arctic, and it is being attributed to global warming. This mass of ice is 25.5 square miles in area and heaven knows how thick. I heard a report on global warming a week or so ago that stated that cattle farts are the greatest danger to humanity because these little blasts of grass-goo heats up the atmosphere. I just want PETA to know that this holiday weekend, I am going to do my very best to invite all my family and friends over to eat as much steak on the grille as I can possibly afford. And chicken, and lamb, and rabbit, and deer, and pig, and...
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Judicial Watch's Top Ten

Judicial Watch has released its Top Ten political people in America who got into hot water on ethics this past year. The list contains both Republicans and Democrats:

1. JackAbramoff 2. Senator Hillary Clinton D-NY 3. Former Rep. Randy Cunningham R-CA 4. Former Rep. Tom DeLay R-TX 5. Former Rep. Mark Foley R-FL 6. Rep. Denny Hastert R-IL 7. Rep. Alcee Hastings D-FL 8. Rep William Jefferson D-LA 9. Former Rep. Bob Ney R-OH 10. Senator Harry Reid D-NV

Here is a quiz for you. Consider each name one at a time and jot down on a piece of paper beside each name the misdeed each committed to get their name on this onerous list. Now, look over the list and determine for yourself how many Republicans on the list you could identify their offense, and how many Democrats you could identify their offense. Amazing, huh? You probably have no idea why Clinton or Reid is there, or that Hastings is one of only six federal judges in all of American history to be removed from office through impeachment. This guy was next in line for Chairmanship of the House Select Committee on Intelligence until a wave of protest forced Pelosi to select another candidate. He is still expected to serve on this highly sensitive Committee. I think it would do you some good to look into why Clinton and Reid are on this list. Here's a hint...look up some of my previous commentaries. Not to be outdone by the Democrats, Randy Cunningham pleaded guilty to federal charges of conspiracy to commit bribery, mail fraud and tax evasion. He was sentenced to eight years four months in prison and ordered to pay $1.8 million in restitution. And then there's former Governor George Ryan, also a Republican. You probably know about this goon, because he's a Republican and therefore highly visible to the news services. Runky Ryan is a great example of what's wrong in America today. This jerk was found guilty in April of mail fraud, money laundering, extortion, obstruction of justice and bribery while serving as secretary of state and governor between 1991and 2003. Ryan's attorneys have the audacity to argue in a lawsuit that this pile of warm excrement should still receive $65,000 annually in pension that he earned in the 24 years before 1991 when Ryan was a county board member, legislator and lieutenant governor. I guess we are to assume that this upright citizen, who lived such a life of crime between 1991 and 2003, was as white as the driven snow the prior 24 years. Sorry, but I doubt it VERY much. This guys has been a scoundrel from the moment he took his first breath. Ryan is a useless piece of human debris. If a member of the armed forces is found guilty of a crime, he or she forfeits all right to any pension, and receives a dishonorable discharge. This guy thinks the people should reward him for his criminal activity. Ryan is a perfect example of what's wrong with America today. For some strange reason, he thinks of himself as a victim instead of a heinous criminal that ripped off the people who elected him to a position of power and responsibility. He took that responsibility and desecrated his honor and his name, and now he thinks we owe him a pension for it. Clinton, Reid and all the rest of the people on this list are just as bad. They lie, cheat, steal, extort and practice fraud every day of their lives, and have come to believe that it is expected and actually virtuous. If we don't treat this sort of elected official as the criminal they are, things will just keep spiraling into the sewer. We need to bring all corrupt politicians to justice, and treat them as the domestic enemies of the Constitution they rightly are.
Marshal Will Kane
By the way...
Typical Liberal crap. I've seen dozens of pictures of Ratface Harry Reid visiting his cohort in the hospital over the past couple of weeks because he's worried the guy will die and leave the Dems back out in the cold; attending the funeral for a deceased previous President is not worthy of his time. Ratface, you live up to my nickname for you, you louse.
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December 26, 2006

Hillary Clinton’s Hypocrisy Shows Again

The truth is irrelevant. It’s the outcome, stupid. In order to enhance her acceptability with Christian voters, Hillary the Notorious must put on a false face of being a Christian. In her present attempt to make fools out of the American people, she has hired Burns Strider, an evangelical Christian who directs religious outreach for House Democrats and is the lead staffer for the Democrats’ Faith Working Group. This false faith Group was organized last year by Nancy Pelosi when Democratic strategists observed that the party lost ground in the previous election in part because candidates failed to reach centrist and conservative voters in rural areas, who tend to be churchgoers concerned with moral issues, according to the Washington, D.C.-based publication The Hill. Knowing that Evangelical Christians control a huge voting bloc in America, Hillary, naturally, is now an Evangelical Christian. Why, she even has an evangelical Christian outreach director to prove it! "Observers of Clinton’s expressions of faith say religion has always been important to her, that she attended prayer group meetings while first lady, and that she joined a Senate prayer group shortly after winning election in 2000,” The Hill reports.
"Reporters anticipating Clinton’s ’08 presidential run wrongly discount her expressions of faith as cynical political maneuvering," the observers add. I have just one observation to make about this woman. If you are going to talk the talk, you need to walk the walk. True Evangelical Christians believe the “walk” is following in the footsteps of Jesus Christ. This means learning and listening to his teachings. If you are going to be considered a Christian where “religion has always been important to her,” how come she has failed miserably to let her “Jesus love” show through in her Senate votes? If you are an Evangelical Christian, see if the following votes coincides with your beliefs. If you are a moonbat, left wing nut job, Christianity probably means nothing to you anyway, so if you are at all interested in pursuing the truth, you will have to consult a Christian to learn a fact of life here.

* Voted no on flag-burning to build centrist credential. (May 2006)
* Gays deserve domestic partnership benefits. (Feb 2000)
* Support National Endowment for the Arts. (Christ in a bottle of urine exhibit) (Feb 1997)
* Voted NO on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (The Bible calls homosexuality an “abomination to God“) (Jun 2006)
* Vouchers would take money from public schools. (Oct 2000)
* Opposes merit pay for individual teachers. (Apr 2000)
* Vouchers will not improve our public schools. (Jul 1999)
* Parents can choose, but support public schools. (Feb 1997)
* Voted YES on disallowing an oil leasing program in Alaska's AMWR. (Nov 2005)
* Voted YES on reducing oil usage by 40% by 2025 (instead of 5%). (Jun 2005)
* Voted YES on banning drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. (Mar 2005)
* Voted NO on drilling ANWR on national security grounds. (Apr 2002)
* Voted NO on confirming Gale Norton as Secretary of Interior. (Jan 2001)
* Leave politics out of Elian decision. (Apr 2000)
* Treat kids as “child citizens” not “minors” under the law. (Dec 1999)
* No dividing line between government vs. parents & children. (Dec 1999)
* Rated 0% by the Christian Coalition: an anti-family voting record. (Dec 2003)
* Supports MFN for China, despite concerns over human rights. (Oct 2000)
* Voted NO on establishing the Senate Office of Public Integrity. (Mar 2006)
* Voted NO on require photo ID (not just signature) for voter registration. (Feb 2002)
*Tough gun control keeps guns out of wrong hands. (Jul 1999)
* Voted NO on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)
* Voted NO on extending the PATRIOT Act's wiretap provision. (Dec 2005)
* Voted YES on establishing a Guest Worker program. (May 2006)
* Voted YES on allowing illegal aliens to participate in Social Security. (May 2006)
* Voted YES on giving Guest Workers a path to citizenship. (May 2006)
* “Vast right wing conspiracy”. (Dec 1999)
* Voted NO on confirming Samuel Alito as Supreme Court Justice. (Jan 2006)
* Voted NO on confirming John Roberts for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. (Sep 2005)
* Voted NO on permanently repealing the `death tax`. (Jun 2006)
* Rated 21% by NTU, indicating a "Big Spender" on tax votes. (Dec 2003)

In summation, anyone who calls Hillary Clinton a Christian is just wrong.
Marshal Will Kane

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December 22, 2006

Sacrificing on the Alter of Political Correctness

This story was reported today, but not by "mainstream" news services. You have to look for stories such as this one.
Nasir Ashraf, a Christian stone mason, was brutally attacked by radical Muslims just outside Lahore. While working on the construction of a room at a school near Manga Mandi in Pakistan, Nasir took a break after becoming thirsty. He drew water and drank from a glass chained to a cemented public water tank next to a mosque, which was reserved for "all" poor people. Returning to the construction site, a Muslim man asked him, "Why did you drink water from this glass since you are a Christian?" The man accused Nasir of polluting the glass. The Muslim man yanked the glass off the iron chain, broke it and threw it in a garbage can. The man summoned other radical Muslims to the scene, furiously saying, "This Christian polluted our glass." Hearing this, the incensed mob began beating Nasir, yelling that a Christian dog drank water from their glass.

This is the Senate vote dated October 11, 2002 on "A joint resolution to authorize the use of United States Armed Forces against Iraq." You can see how all the Senators, Democrat and Republican, voted for the war:

Alphabetical by Senator Name
Yea Bennett (R-UT), Yea Biden (D-DE), Yea Bingaman (D-NM), Nay Bond (R-MO), Yea Boxer (D-CA), Nay Breaux (D-LA), Yea Brownback (R-KS), Yea Bunning (R-KY), Yea Burns (R-MT), Yea Byrd (D-WV), Nay Campbell (R-CO), Yea Cantwell (D-WA), Yea Carnahan (D-MO), Yea Carper (D-DE), Yea Chafee (R-RI), Nay Cleland (D-GA), Yea Clinton (D-NY), Yea Cochran (R-MS), Yea Collins (R-ME), Yea Conrad (D-ND), Nay Corzine (D-NJ), Nay Craig (R-ID), Yea Crapo (R-ID), Yea Daschle (D-SD), Yea Dayton (D-MN), Nay DeWine (R-OH), Yea Dodd (D-CT), Yea Domenici (R-NM), Yea Dorgan (D-ND), Yea Durbin (D-IL), Nay Edwards (D-NC), Yea Ensign (R-NV), Yea Enzi (R-WY), Yea Feingold (D-WI), Nay Feinstein (D-CA), Yea Fitzgerald (R-IL), Yea Frist (R-TN), Yea Graham (D-FL), Nay Gramm (R-TX), Yea Grassley (R-IA), Yea Gregg (R-NH), Yea Hagel (R-NE), Yea Harkin (D-IA), Yea Hatch (R-UT), Yea Helms (R-NC), Yea Hollings (D-SC), Yea Hutchinson (R-AR), Yea Hutchison (R-TX), Yea Inhofe (R-OK), Yea Inouye (D-HI), Nay Jeffords (I-VT), Nay Johnson (D-SD), Yea Kennedy (D-MA), Nay Kerry (D-MA), Yea Kohl (D-WI), Yea Kyl (R-AZ), Yea Landrieu (D-LA), Yea Leahy (D-VT), Nay Levin (D-MI), Nay Lieberman (D-CT), Yea Lincoln (D-AR), Yea Lott (R-MS), Yea Lugar (R-IN), Yea McCain (R-AZ), Yea McConnell (R-KY), Yea Mikulski (D-MD), Nay Miller (D-GA), Yea Murkowski (R-AK), Yea Murray (D-WA), Nay Nelson (D-FL), Yea Nelson (D-NE), Yea Nickles (R-OK), Yea Reed (D-RI), Nay Reid (D-NV), Yea Roberts (R-KS), Yea Rockefeller (D-WV), Yea Santorum (R-PA), Yea Sarbanes (D-MD), Nay Schumer (D-NY), Yea Sessions (R-AL), Yea Shelby (R-AL), Yea Smith (R-NH), Yea Smith (R-OR), Yea Snowe (R-ME), Yea Specter (R-PA), Yea Stabenow (D-MI), Nay Stevens (R-AK), Yea Thomas (R-WY), Yea Thompson (R-TN), Yea Thurmond (R-SC), Yea Torricelli (D-NJ), Yea Voinovich (R-OH), Yea Warner (R-VA), Yea Wellstone (D-MN), Nay Wyden (D-OR), Nay

This is another story reported today by the mainstream news services:
Iraqis in Haditha, where 24 unarmed civilians were killed last year, said on Friday four U.S. Marines charged with their murder should be executed, a penalty they will not face in the United States. "They should hand them over to us so that we can kill them. They do not deserve a trial," said one young man who refused to give his name.

The problems in Iraq today stem completely to the fact that America is being immersed in a swamp called "political correctness." Our brave soldiers, sailors and Marines presently in Iraq and Afghanistan have been betrayed by their country. We sent them into war with the understanding that we would support them and provide for their safety to the best of our abilities. We have failed, again, miserably. The blame falls to neither Republican nor Democrat exclusively, but needs to be shared by each party equally. We were attacked by a vicious and hateful enemy over 5 years ago, and we took up arms to seek justice and an end to the violence. A quick study of the voting record proves the majority of the Senate voted for the war. But over the past 5 years, something disgusting and revolting has happened. We sent our brave and willing soldiers into harm's way, and promptly abandoned them. Both political parties in this sick country decided to sacrifice them on the political alter of power. Almost 3000 brave American servicemen and servicewomen have paid the ultimate sacrifice, and it is going to be for nothing when all is said and done. We had to fight a politically correct war, and accuse them of war crimes and torture, tied their hands when it came to prosecuting the war, gave them impossible rules of engagement, denied them the ability to destroy the enemy in their hiding places, and now they die by IED's and other barbaric means. The technological level of our enemy is not much higher than a Neanderthal, but we refuse to kill him because we are afraid to be called "barbaric." (The Iraqi army that took over operations today showed their prowess in battle by eating the heart of a live rabbit and devouring live frogs. Impressive...) The Moslems who beat up Nasir Ashraf for drinking out of a cup had no such stupid impediments. They revel in their barbarity, and we refuse to oblige them by eliminating them en masse. America always won in war because America realized that defeat was not an option. But that doesn't apply any longer. Now, defeat IS the option. The bottom line to all this is, some day, we are really going to need our young men and women in the armed forces to defend us against an enemy that has the ability to destroy us, and they won't be there. They are going to wise up to the fact that we are more interested in using them as a political tool to use against the other political party than in letting them do the job they were trained to do. We spend billions on new weapons, we fly aircraft straight out of science fiction, we have the ability to wipe out entire cities, but we can't stop a raghead driving a car full of explosives up to a group of soldiers and blowing them up. That is criminal insanity. And that is going to be our epithet when there is no America in the future.

Marshal Will Kane
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December 21, 2006

Exclusive Interview With Mr. S. Claus

C&L: Good morning, Mr. Claus. Ummm, may I call you Santa?
Mr. C: Good morning, Marshal Will. Sure, most people know me best as Santa.
C&L: Thank you, Santa. I know that this is your busy season, and I want to thank you for taking time out from your schedule to join us today.
Mr. C: My Pleasure, Marshal. Yes, this is usually my busy season, but things have been slowing down over the past few years, so it was no problem being here today.
C&L: Slowing down? How can that be? Environmentalists are always screaming about the rise in population in the world. I would think that you would actually be much busier each year.
Mr. C: That's true, the population is growing. But, unfortunately, so are the atheists and non-believers in the world. Did you know that I spent most of my summer this year defending myself in court for wishing "Merry Christmas" to a Shaman in Oklahoma? Oh, yes, he claimed that I offended him so bad, he accidently stomped on his peyote crop. He sued me for over a million dollars in damages. He won't have any mescaline for at least a year.
C&L: That's a sad story, Santa. But that must be just plum bad luck.
Mr. C: Oh, no, most every Liberal in America today wants a piece of me! Used to be, I had a side job that started a few weeks before the big day. I'd help all sorts of towns and villages set up their nativity scenes and my flying reindeer would be a big help wrapping lights around really tall Chrismas trees...oops, I'm sorry, please strike that from the inteview. I have an injunction against me. I can't say that any more. It's a "holiday" tree. I can't seem to remember to stop saying that word...
C&L: Santa, YOU can't say the word, "CHRISTMAS?"
Mr. C: Stop it, Will, you're not helping me at all here! I've been saying that word for thousands of years. Do you have any idea how HARD it is to try to change after all that time? There are people out there that follow me with microphones all day long, just waiting for me to mess up! Darned lawyers, anyway!
C&L: That's incredible, Santa! I had no idea...
Mr. C: You're not alone, Will. Most Americans have taken the birthday of Jesus for granted for so long, they don't know the sheer hatred that is out there. Did you know that my elves conducted a study last year, and they found that less than 10% of Americans are causing trouble, but the stupid government is stuck on this "diversity" crap, and now this small number of people carry more importance than the vast majority. It's enough to make me put them all on the "Bad Children" list.
C&L: Santa, why don't you get yourself a good lawyer, and sue them for defamation of character?
Mr. C: I looked into doing just that. Won't work. They have this organization called the ACLU on their side. They have so much money behind them, if you try to sue, they drag it out and cost you thousands and thousands of dollars. Do you realize, with this new raise in minimum wage the Libs are talking about, that if I have to pay that to my elves, I may not be in business next year anyway?
C&L: Don't you pay your elves better than that, Santa?
Mr.C: I can't! Do you have any idea what it costs me just to keep my factory warm at the North Pole? If we were allowed to pipe in petroleum from that wildlife refuge place, we could cut our heat bill in half. Then I could afford to pay them better.
C&L: Sounds like you have it tough up there, Santa.
Mr. C: You don't know that half of it! Last June, during an unusual warm spell, I get a knock on the door. This goofy woman comes storming into my living room, saying she represents PETA. Some animal rights group or something. She demands to see my barn where I keep my reindeer. Hey, I got nothing to hide. In fact, I'm pretty proud of my setup here, and Dancer says the food is always good. So, I made the mistake of taking her over to see the reindeer. As soon as she stepped inside, she starts coughing and sneezing. Says the air is filthy, and accuses me of trying to smother my reindeer. Before I can call her a nut, she slaps me with a subpoena to show up in court for cruelty to animals. She says reindeer were never meant to fly, and what I am doing to them has to stop immediately. She doesn't believe in magical deer, but says she's a Wiccan. Go figure...
C&L: What a horrible year, Santa. How can the people of America help you get over these problems?
Mr. C: Common sense. I just wish you people would use some common sense. Christmas should be a time of happiness and joy. It's the birth of Christ Jesus, ya know? Why is it no one seems to remember that this is the greatest gift anyone ever, EVER received? Nothing else under a Chistmas tr... uh, Holiday Tree, can ever be as important.
C&L: (Looking at my watch) Well, Santa, I want to thank you for joining us today. I know you have to get back to your work. Chrismas is only a few days away now!
Mr.C: Thank you, Marshal, for giving me a chance to speak my peace. Look, people, you don't know the slippery slope you are on right now. If you allow the miscreants in America to take Christmas away from you, what will they take next? You have had your freedom and liberty for quite some time. I know what the world was like before there was an America, and it wasn't a very nice place. Don't take for granted what you have! You better start fighting for what is right, and you better start right now! Time is a lot shorter than you think. (Glances around the room...) What the heck... MERRY CHRISTMAS, everyone!
Marshal Will Kane

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December 20, 2006

Barack Obama-Where He Stands on the Issues

I have been monitoring various blogs the past couple of weeks concerning people's opinions concerning Barack Obama and how they perceive him as a politician. It is interesting that most Liberal blogs are accusing Conservative bloggers of racism, discrimination and stupidity. Conservative bloggers are expected to be anti-Obama simply because his middle name is Hussein. While it is true that I have teased him in a prior post about his ears, he is a Democrat, and therefore my opponent. I also stated in the post my concerns about why I questioned his remarks to Maureen Dowd and her reference to his ears. In the interest of returning to the issues, I wish to post here why I am against Mr. Obama holding any office with more importance than dog catcher, and it has nothing to do with racism, discrimination or his name. It has to do with fundamental differences with his political views. It has to do with why I am a Reagan Conservative, and why our Arab enemies want Democrats to be in charge in this country. Here is a list of the reasons why I oppose Barack Obama in his quest for high public office:

* He supports Roe V. Wade
* He voted in favor of stem-cell research
* He extended a presumption of good faith to abortion proponents
* He supports affirmative action
* He voted against a Constitutional amendment to ban American flag burning
* He voted against a Constitutional amendment to ban same sex marriage
* He is anti-death penalty
* He supports rehabilitation for hard-core crimes such as murder
* He says he understands kids and their drug usage.
* He voted to reduce oil usage in the U.S. by 40% by the year 2025.
* He voted to ban oil drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge
* He voted no on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers
* He voted no to extend the Patriot Act wiretap provisions
* He voted yes to allow illegal immigrants to receive medicade and social security.
* He voted yes to raise the minimum wage to $7.25 rather than $6.25
* He is a believer in the seperation of church and state, which is not in the Constitution
* He voted against the confirmation of Samuel Alito as Supreme Court justice
* He voted against the confirmation of Judge Roberts for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
* He voted no to permanently repeal the "death tax."
* He voted no to extending tax cuts on capital gains and dividends
* He is in favor of increased restrictions on gun possession

This is not a complete list due to space limitations, but these are valid reasons not to want this kind of person in charge of our nation. Liberals have a nasty habit of standing on their head and telling you that you are upside down. There is a reason why the terrorists want Democrats in charge, and it's not something that makes me jump up and down in sheer happiness. They are just plain wrong.

Today's Humor
A Montana rancher was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud
towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban
sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the rancher, "If
I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,
will you give me a calf?" The rancher looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds toanother NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the rancher and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's pretty impressive. Well, I guess you can take one of my yearlings," says the rancher. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the rancher says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" “You're A Democrat Congressman for the U.S. Government", says the rancher. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the rancher. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep…Now give me back my dog!
Thanks to Greg W. for this entry!
Marshal Will Kane

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December 18, 2006

When They Were Handing Out Ears, Obama Thought They Said Beers...

Maureen Dowd has been put on notice by Illinois Senator Obama for committing the heinous crime of mentioning his outlandishly huge ears. She authored a column on October 21 in which she wrote that Obama's "ears stick out." Fifty days later, this guy is still steaming over this remark, and he quietly says to her, when he thinks the microphones can't pick him up, "I just want to put you on notice. I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears." In all honesty, I really don't care if his ears are big enough to allow him to fly like Dumbo, although the name would be accurate. I don't ever care that he is sensitive about the fact. But there are a few facts about this incident that does bother me. First, I'd like to know what he meant by "putting you on notice." Was this a veiled threat of some sort? Suppose Ms. Dowd makes the incredibly nutty error of mentioning his enormous ears sometime in the future, is it possible she could meet an untimely end? Secondly, Mr. Obama, just who the heck do you think you are, anyway? You have decided to step into the public's spotlight as an aspiring politician, presently holding the office of U.S. Senator. What gives you the right to put yourself above ridicule for having ugly ears? Do you think that just because you are a Democrat, you are above teasing? Another point. If you are so touchy about such a minor thing as mutant ears, what makes you think you can represent me in foreign affairs without becoming unhinged? I would think that policy making and negotiating with foreign governments will be as stressful as discussing your disgusting ears. And, finally, how come it has been left up to me to report these things? Where is that paragon of reporting excellence, the New York Times in all this? How come you haven't made any noise about this? Could it be that Mr. Radarhead is one of your beloved Democrat flunkies, so you refuse to say anything detrimental to him? You didn't have such doubts concerning Republicans, you hipocrites. It's easy to see why you can't sell any newspapers to the people any more. That's a true observation.

Marshal Will Kane

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December 15, 2006

Remembering...The Battle of the Bulge, Dec. 16, 1944

On December 16, 1944 the Germans started an offensive from the Ardennes. The 106th Infantry Division located on a salient jutting out into Germany were hit with the full force of the German attack. After intense combat that lasted three days, two of the Regiments, the 422nd and the 423rd, were surrounded. The 424th was located south of these regiments, and was able to
withdraw and join up with the 112th Regiment of the 28th infantry division. They formed up into a formation known as a Regimental Combat Team and during the fighting which continued into January of 1945 helped to drive the German offensive back in what became known as "The Battle of the Bulge." During this time of war with terrorism, I think it important to recall certain facts about this battle which very few of our younger generation will ever be taught in school. To keep our present war situation in context, we need to remember what our past generations endured in order to allow us the luxury of living in freedom to the extent of being able to forget what they did for us. Here are a few facts concerning this battle which began 62 years ago tomorrow.
BATTLE FACTS:
* This battle was fought during the snowiest weather in memory in the Ardennes Forest on the German/Belgian border.
* Over a million men, 500.000 Germans, 600,000 Americans and 55,000 British troops took part in this battle. That is more than the number of combatants at Gettysburg.
* The Germans suffered 100,000 casualties killed, wounded or captured.
* The Americans suffered 81,000 casualties, 23,554 captured and 19,000 killed.
* The British suffered 1400 casualties, with 200 killed.
* Each side lost 800 tanks, and the Germans lost 1000 aircraft
* The Malmedy Massacre occurred during this battle. 86 Americans were murdered, the worst atrocity committed against American troops during the war in Europe. It is rumored they would have preferred having women's underwear put over their heads as a form of torture.
* In its entirety, the Battle of the Bulge was the most costly battle in terms of American casualties of any battle in World War II.

The town of Bastogne was located at the center of the road network of the Ardennes area. Realizing the importance of the area, the Allies dispatched the 101st Airborne Division to hold the town at all costs. The Division was commanded by General Tony McAuliffe. While holding the town, the Germans surrounded the American Division, and demanded McAuliffe to surrender the town of Bastogne and the entire American Division. The General's reply has echoed down the halls of history..."NUTS!" The reply to the German command was explained to him, "If you don't know what 'Nuts' means, in plain English it is the same as 'Go to Hell'. And I'll tell you something else, if you continue to attack we will kill every goddam German that tries to break into this city."
Compare this short history to the Iraq Surrender Study. It can make one very ill.
Marshal Will Kane

KEEP READING!

Pelosi-Reid Corruption-Free Congress In Deep Doodoo

Our story begins in 2004 when Barack Obama closed a book deal with a cash advancement of 1.9 million dollars. His book is entitled, "The Audacity of Hope." Obama used a portion of that money, 1.65 million to be exact, to purchase a home on Chicago's South Side, a price that was about $300,000 UNDER the asking price. ( South Side...didn't a guy named Capone hail from Chicago's South Side?) It seems that the same day Obama closed on the property, a Democrat Party fund-raiser/developer named Rezko bought the adjacent empty property at the asking price from the very same property owner. Rezko has known Obama since the Senator attended Harvard Law School, and sold approximately 1500 square feet of his newly acquired lot to Obama for the reported price of $104,000 which was a fair market value price. The question of corruption arises if Rezko set up his purchase of the lot to coordinate with Obama's purchase so that the seller would give Obama a sweet deal on the adjacent house? WAS OBAMA IN ON THE DEAL? If Rezko never intended to improve on his empty lot, and bought it for the express purpose of allowing Obama to acquire a nice side yard, it is hard to imagine he would do it out of love for Obama. In other words, was Rezko setting Obama up so that Obama would owe Rezko a nice big juicy favor in the future, like when he became Vice President or even President? Obama is reported to having admitted to speaking to Mr. Rezko before the purchases, but only because a renovator for a previous owner had once worked for Mr. Rezko. Obama reported to his local newspapers that he was able to purchase his new home at a good price because it was being unloaded in a "fire sale." To anyone who is at all familiar with Democrat shenanigans, this makes perfect sense. Anytime you have financial dealings with uppity Democrats, you always feel like you have been extremely close to a fire. We need to remember here that Obama is a newcomer to big politics, and his experience is not extensive. He is, however, a quick learner, and it hasn't taken him very long to learn the shady side of the political swamp. Hey, Nancy, better keep a close eye on your cute little boy with the big ears. He might upset your corruption-free Congress here. But, that's just my observation.
Marshal Will Kane

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December 14, 2006

Jimmy Carter returns as Number One Idiot

When will Jimmy Carter finally stop being a giant pain in the...ahhh...butt? He's back on the talk-show circuit, this time demonizing Israel. Among his slanderous and outrageous statements, he is saying that Israel is the primary obstacle to Middle East peace. That's an outright fallacy, because Israel has never threatened anyone. But they sure know how to defend themselves, unlike what Democrats have any knowledge of. He calls Israel an "apartheid" state. (Personally, I'm surprised he can spell it right!) Israel is no such thing. It IS the homeland of the Jewish people, as granted to them by God. He also said that Israel is responsible for Christians leaving the Holy Land. I doubt this, because Jews have not threatened to cut our heads off, the Muslims have. Mr. Carter seems to have ignored a few important facts, such as the international conference this past week in Iran that is nothing more than a stage for every lunatic in the known universe to deny the Holocaust. Mr. Carter, how come you don't show just a smidgeon of righteous anger concerning this lie? Or maybe you could address Hezbollah and Hamas' attacks on Israel, and Iran's quest to obtain nuclear weapons, and their repeated statements to "wipe Israel off the earth?" I still think you had a secret deal with the madmen in Iran back in 1979 that put them in power. Carter, you were irrelevant as President of the United States, and you are definitely irrelevant today. I would venture to say, you were the worst President ever to occupy the White House, although Bill Clinton gave you a great run for that title! Your remarks, and the fact that Democrat senators and congresspersons are presently holding talks with our enemies, undermine American initiatives and peace efforts. You cast Israel as a stubborn obstacle and deny their legal right to take defensive actions against terrorists...OK, I admit, that's a weak argument, because you deny the same rights to the United States. In actuality, your traitorous blathering and insulting behavior is destroying legitimate attempts to bring about peace in the Middle East, and you are encouraging our enemies to entrench themselves in their struggles against us and a fledgling democracy in Iraq. (You must still be suffering ill effects from those attacks by a giant White Rabbit while on that fishing trip.) Carter, in other words, shut the heck up, and go take up residence in some safe padded room that caters to doddering old fools. If Ronald Maximus Reagan, who had ten times your mental capacity and courage, was willing to step into retirement and say good-bye, there is no reason why someone with such small attributes as yourself should fail to do the same. Please do America a real favor, take a bow, and just...GO AWAY. Or maybe Dr. Kevorkian could drop you a phone call. I hear he's back in circulation again. But that's just my suggestion.
Marshal Will Kane

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December 09, 2006

An Eloquent Marine

A GREAT ANSWER TO A DUMB QUESTION:

Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
The Marine shrugged and replied: "Recoil."
(Hard to fault a Marine that eloquent)

Semper Fi!

Marshal Will Kane

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December 07, 2006

"Remember Pearl Harbor -Keep America alert." *

*The title for this article is taken from the survivors of Pearl Harbor. It is their motto.

Today marks the 65th anniversary of the air attack on our fleet at Pearl Harbor in Hawaii.

The long-awaited Iraq Study Group report was released yesterday, appropriately just before Pearl Harbor Day. James A. Baker III, the panel's co-chairman, said, "We do not recommend a 'stay the course' solution. In our opinion, that is no longer viable." As for the study's wording, he said, "You won't find 'victory.' You will find 'success.' "
As an American who is totally fed up with our traitorous government and the complete collapse of everything that true patriots hold dear, I think it is appropriate today to compare these words, which are relevant to the cowardly attack perpetrated against the United States by foreign Arab nations, to the words uttered by the President of the United States following the cowardly attack perpetrated against the United States by the foreign Japanese Empire.
This is the entire speech:

Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, Members of the Senate, and of the House of Representatives:
Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
The United States was at peace with that nation and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.
Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.
It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.
The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition, American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.
Yesterday, the Japanese government also launched an attack against Malaya.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked Guam.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.
Last night, the Japanese attacked Wake Island.
And this morning, the Japanese attacked Midway Island.
Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.
As commander in chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us.
No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute VICTORY.
I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost, but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.
Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory, and our interests are in grave danger.
With confidence in our armed forces, with the unbounding determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph -- so help us GOD.
I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese empire.

These words were uttered by a Democrat President the day after the attack on Pearl Harbor. He had no problem using the word victory or invoking the name of God into the speech. It is also worth noting, I believe, that the attack on December 7, 1941, resulted in the deaths of 2,403 Americans and injury to 1,178 others. The death toll at the World Trade Center numbered 2,800 with 42 still listed as missing.
Mr. Baker, and all the rest of you bums, there is no substitute for "victory." Your desire to use the vacuous term "success" means nothing. Prolonging a cancer victim's life by 24 hours is a "success." Curing the cancer is "victory."
The Arab nations attacked us on September 11, 2001. There is no denying this. These people want to kill me, my family and my dog. They also want to kill YOU. In your stupidity, you refuse to acknowledge this fact at the peril of our nation. You and the rest of the traitorous Democrats will someday answer for your actions. If not in this life, than in the next. Franklin Roosevelt had no problem using the name of God. Mr. Roosevelt also said, "this form of treachery shall never again endanger us." I guess he never thought that our nation would ever be governed by cowards---cowardly DEMOCRATS, to boot.
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December 06, 2006

Iraq Study Group - A Study In Surrender

The Iraq Study Group is going to release its report shortly, and many Americans are under the delusion that this report will lead us to a new beginning in the Middle East full of love and understanding. The Democrats have been incredibly successful over the past couple of years in leading us down the path of lies and deception concerning the real situation in Iraq and the region. They have pounded it into American's heads that the war is a failure and Bush lied and it was for oil and big business and there were no weapons of mass destruction for so long that most people have forgotten that the Democrats originally voted for war along with the President. The war on terror has been subverted into a quagmire of lies and deceit, and the original reason for going to war in the first place has been long forgotten and ignored. Politicians are solely interested in destroying the opposition, and the fact that they are also destroying America is not relevant. Power and greed are all that matters, and America-be-damned. The fact that Arab terrorists attacked our nation with the same kind of cunning cowardice that was practiced by the Japanese in 1941 and resulted in the deaths of over 3000 Americans is forgotten. America is not the same America inhabited by the same Americans that it was in 1941. At that time, we rose in righteous anger, united as one people, understood what was right and necessary, and proceeded to whoop up on our enemies. Those days are gone. Americans are not the same people with the same resolve that we were then, so we are going to lose the war on terror, and probably our country. Our enemies have correctly determined the best way to destroy us, and that is to let us destroy ourselves with our corruption and greed. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rants almost every day with calls for our demise and also the demise of Israel, and no one pays any attention. We have lost our self respect as a moral and upright nation. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's anti-Semitic and anti-Israel views place him and the Iranian regime among the foremost threats to Jews and the state of Israel. Ahmadinejad repeatedly demonizes the state of Israel and openly calls for its destruction at every opportunity. Most notoriously, he described Israel as a "fake regime" that "must be wiped off the map." He termed Zionists "the most detested people in all humanity" and called the extermination of six million Jews during World War II "a myth," claiming that Jews have played up Nazi atrocities during the Holocaust in a bid to extort sympathy for Israel from European governments. Ahmadinejad's virulently anti-Israel and anti-Semitic rhetoric and Holocaust denial are often matched by other Iranian leaders, and the Iranian regime itself has continued to sponsor anti-Zionism conferences and pseudo-academic lectures and questioning the fact of the Holocaust. The following is a selected compilation of Ahmadinejad's statements on Jews, the Holocaust and Israel in his own words:

November 29, 2006
"What have the Zionists done for the American people that the US administration considers itself obliged to blindly support these infamous aggressors? Is it not because they have imposed themselves on a substantial portion of the banking, financial, cultural and media sectors?" (Letter from Ahmadinejad "to the American people")
November 13, 2006
"Israel is destined for destruction and will soon disappear"
Israel is "a contradiction to nature, we foresee its rapid disappearance and destruction."
October 19, 2006
"The Zionist regime is counterfeit and illegitimate and cannot survive" (as quoted by Iranian state television)
August 6, 2006"They (Israel) kill women and children, young and old. And, behind closed doors, they make plans for the advancement of their evil goals."(as quoted by Khorasan Provincial TV)

It is significant to remember that this Iranian madman is filled with hatred for you and me, too. Anyone who is not a Muslim is an infidel, and all infidels are unworthy of living. The fact that these animals can take a knife and cut off another man's head with all the compassion of slicing a loaf of bread should make it plain to the simplest idiot that they are outside the bounds of sanity. If we allow the Iranians to get their hands on a nuclear weapon, there is a 100% chance that they will use it, and you and I are the target. The Iraq Study Group is going to give us all sorts of reasons why we should open "diplomatic" channels with these people to end hostilities in the Middle East. The only problem is, diplomacy has never ended conflict, and as long as Americans refuse to wear a rag on their heads, the Iranian President will consider us his sworn enemy.
Marshal Will Kane
An aside. More lunacy from the goofs in San Francisco. The city has outlawed billboard advertisements that exudes the aroma of cookies because it is unfair to homeless people who cannot afford cookies. I am looking for an attorney who can represent me. I was reading an article in "Moonbat Liberal" magazine today, and I saw a Lexus advertisement. I broke down in tears because I know I cannot afford this vehicle. I'm thinking of jumping off a bridge. Can someone sue the magazine for me and get me a bunch of money, PLEEEEZE?

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Headlines

Man Accused of Faking Retardation For 20 Years.

For nearly 20 years -- ever since Pete Costello was 8 -- his mother has collected disability benefits on his behalf. In meetings with Social Security officials and psychologists, he appeared mentally retarded and unable to communicate. His mother insisted he couldn't read or write, shower, take care of himself or drive a car. But now prosecutors said it was all a huge fraud, and they have video of Costello contesting a traffic ticket to prove it. "He's like any other person trying to get out of a traffic ticket," Assistant U.S. Attorney Norman Barbosa said Tuesday.

Hey, don't act so shocked. I mean it's not like we haven't seen this before...

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December 04, 2006

Harry Reid Leads Inauguration Party

Cocked and Locked has managed to infiltrate a spy into the Democrat National Committee headquarters in Washington, DC. G. Gordon Liddy provided the training for our agent, and Colonel Oliver North, USMC (ret.) provided the equipment and weapons. Our agent has managed to infiltrate to the highest levels of the party, and has forwarded his first report. Following is the schedule the Democrats will use when they infest our Federal government in January.
7:00 PM Opening ceremonies. Guest Speaker Howard Dean will open with the Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations. God will be excluded by majority vote of those present.
7:05 PM Al Gore will burn George Bush in effigy.
7:10 PM Nancy Pelosi will lead in secret initiation chant. Recite along with her, "HIYA YAMA YAMA, MOOK TADA, MEKA LEKA HI MEKA HYNIE HO!"
7:20 PM Ted Kennedy will propose a toast.
7:30 PM Opening prayer to "The Generic god" shared by Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
8:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:10PM Ceremonial Tree Hugging. A moment of silence for the Spotted Owl. Al Gore will lead.
8:20 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30 PM Update on the "Free Saddam" rally, by syndicated New York Times reporter Cindy Sheehan
8:45 PM Speech on "The Educational Caliber of American Troops in Iraq" by Sen. J. Kerry
9:00 PM Ted Kennedy Proposes a toast
9:10 PM Guest Speaker President Jacques Chirac on "The History of Surrender"
9:25 PM Collection taken to benefit John Kerry's facelift
9:40 PM Ted Kennedy will attempt to propose a toast
9:45 PM Harry Reid lecture, "Why Democrats Must Lead the Socialist Movement"
9:50 PM "Excellence in Broadcasting" award presented to Michael Moore by Dan Rather. Rush will begin legal procedures the following day.
10:00 PM Lecture by Professor Churchill, "How George Bush Brought Down the Towers"
10:10 PM Special "Thank You" plaque awarded to ACLU Chairman
10:20 PM Hands-on demonstration, "The Proper Procedure to Launder Money" by William Jefferson Clinton
10:30 PM Lecture on freeing the oppressed at Guantanamo by Ruth Bader Ginsberg
10:45 PM Free gift handout-American flag and match to conduct your own flag burning
11:00 PM Installation of new Democrat Leadership
11:45 PM John Kerry poses for pictures under North Korean flag
12:00 PM Bill Clinton shares some private moments on film
12:30 PM Ted Kennedy will finish up any remaining alcoholic beverages
1:00 AM Ted Kennedy prepares to drive Hillary Clinton home
1:03 AM Bill Clinton leaves with barmaid for scheduled Victoria's Secret model auditioning lingerie party
1:30 AM Closing Ceremony. Barack Obama organizes cleanup crew

Our spy has risked his life to bring us this report. He is known by the code name "Herb." After this report, Herb has decided never to work for us again, it's too dangerous. Here is a transcript of our conversation:
Herb: Time's gettin' pretty short.
Kane: It sure is.
Herb: When are the other boys gonna get here? We gotta make plans.
Kane: The other boys? There aren't any other boys, Herb. It's just you and me.
Herb: (nervously smiles and chuckles) You're jokin'.
Kane: No, I couldn't get anybody.
Herb: I don't believe it. This town ain't that low.
Kane: I couldn't get anybody.
Herb: Then it's just you and me.
Kane: I guess so.
Herb: You and me against Reid and all the rest of them?
Kane: That's right. Do you want out, Herb?
Herb: Well, it isn't that I want out, no. You see. Look, I'll tell ya the truth. I didn't figure on anything like this, Will.
Kane: Neither did I.
Herb: I volunteered. You know I did. You didn't have to come to me. I was ready. Sure, I'm ready now - but this is different, Will. This ain't like what you said it was gonna be. This is just plain committing suicide and for what? Why me? I'm no lawman. I just live here. I got nothin' personal against nobody. I got no stake in this.
Kane: I guess not.
Herb: There's a limit how much you can ask a man. I got a wife and kids. What about my kids?
Kane: Go on home to your kids, Herb.
Marshal Will Kane

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December 03, 2006

A Little Laughter

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter
"Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says ...
"Training for position in United States Congress come January.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day."

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December 01, 2006

Senator John Kerry, YOU ARE A LIAR

This is a partial transcript from "Hannity and Colmes ," November 30, 2006, that has been edited for clarity.
SEAN HANNITY, CO-HOST: Earlier, Alan sat down with former presidential candidate and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry.
(BEGIN VIDEOTAPE)
COLMES: I want to talk about Iraq. Is there anything you want to say about this continued misunderstanding people seem to have? And you know, as you know, I've defended you on this.
But it seems like no matter how much you say it, people want to believe what they want to believe in terms of you left out one word of a bad joke.
SEN. JOHN KERRY (D-MA), FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: That's exactly what I did. I left out one word of a bad joke. Clearly, I as a combat veteran, as somebody who understands and knows what our troops are going through and respects them enormously, would never, ever directly insult our troops in any way whatsoever. And I think people knew that, because we put out the real text of what I had said. This was five days before an election. People grabbed on it to try to make a political issue out of it. And I think that's what I responded to, that it was inappropriate to do that.

Senator, YOU ARE A BALD FACED LIAR. Here are a couple of your previous quotes. Would you like to explain to the American people how they can possibly be something other than a “direct insult” to “our troops in any way whatsoever.”

“They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war..."

"The country doesn't know it yet, but it has created a monster, a monster in the form of millions of men who have been taught to deal and to trade in violence....."

The American voters put these people back in power. This is what we will have to live with. Lies, arrogance and insults to our intelligence.
Marshal Will Kane

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Harry Reid's Indifference to Taxpayers - a Short Rant

Soon-to-be Senate Majority Leader Harry "Ratface" Reid recently announced that plans for the nation's first nuclear waste repository near Yucca Mountain in Nevada to be "dead right now." All American taxpayers need to realize the importance of Senator Reid’s egregious statement. The U.S. has invested over twenty years and billions of dollars into the Yucca site and there is no alternative plan. The government also promised to take possession of approximately 50,000 tons of nuclear waste now stored by commercial utilities in 31 states. American taxpayers presently owe 243 MILLION dollars in damages for the government's failure to meet the original 1998 deadline for accepting shipments of radioactive waste from nuclear plants. (Can you name the President at that time?) This is just a fraction of the possible total liability, which has been estimated at about 60 BILLION ( with a B) dollars. Even if work on the Yucca Mountain site was to continue to completion, the repository won't be completed until the year 2017, and taxpayers will continue to pay damages for the next 10 years. It should be evident to everyone that the lawsuits won't stop and the fines won't quit accumulating just because the Democrats are in charge. The only thing Ratface can do is further delay completion and possibly kill the project. This is another example of Democrats putting personal political interests ahead of public taxpayer interests, and as usual, it is the taxpayer that will suffer. This is a great example of why Democrats should never put in charge of anything more responsible than, say, a newspaper route. But, that's just my opinion.
Marshal Will Kane

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Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) and Liberal Lunacy Begins

The following was posted on a website linked to al-Qaida that posts messages from terrorist organizations:

"The leadership of the electronic Jihad has decided to undertake a grand attack against the official Vatican site following the insults by the Pope against our Prophet. With Allah's blessing, the attack will succeed thanks to the help of our brothers if we all attack simultaneously. We ask all our brothers to be present at the hour of the attack for a joint action, because they (Catholics) have struck our religion. They must be fought and deserve to be attacked, and not only on their Internet site."

I assume by the last few words that attacking an internet site isn't quite up to their bloody requirements, so they must be insinuating that more beheadings are in the works. At the risk of sounding politically incorrect, Muslims remind me of when I lived in Florida. We had to endure a creature known as the fire ant. These ants would infest an area in your yard, and if you would happen to step on the hill, your entire body would be covered with these little monsters that would bite you repeatedly. Muslims interact in a very similar way. Any action which is regarded as an insult or attack is met with an outlandish reprisal that far exceeds the scope of the insult. It's like someone stepping on your toe, and you smashing a baseball bat over their head. If this is an example of a religion of peace, I really don't want anything to do with it. It is, in reality, a form of insanity. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) holds the distinction of becoming the first Muslim ever elected to the United States Congress. This guy isn't even a member yet, and he's already raising problems for America. He announced that he refuses to take his oath of office on a Bible, and will use a Koran instead. Excuse me, Mr. Ellison, but just who the blazes do you think you are, anyway? Personally, I really don't care if you hate God and Jesus, and as a goofy Liberal moonbat, you howl at the moon every night. That's not the issue. The issue is, this is America, and AMERICANS have decided that their elected officials will be sworn into office with their right hand on a Bible of the Christian faith. Mr. Ellison's behavior is another attempt by the Looney Left to force their crazed multiculturalism down our throats. He is really saying, "I really don't care what America's holiest book is, all that matters is what I say it is." Well, Mr. Ellison, you, as usual for a Democrat, are wrong. You were elected as a legislator from one of 50 states belonging to the United States, and the oath of office for which you will be sworn to is a pledge from you to serve the United States to the best of your ability, and to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Your personal preferences are totally irrelevant. You are a representative of the United States, and the United States decides on what book its representatives take their oath of office. You are also known as a "public servant." You now know why this term applies. You are a servant, and as such, you have relinquished your preferences and instead, you are there to uphold MY preferences. That is the entire purpose of making you take an oath in the first place, you idiot. Let's suppose for a moment that you were a Nazi. Am I to assume that if you decide to be sworn in with your hand on "Mein Kampf" that I should see nothing wrong with that, and I am being a bigot for not being open to your beliefs? Another point. As a Christian, I view certain religions such as Scientology as complete lunacy, and anyone who puts any faith is such craziness should be committed. Does that mean that if a Scientologist (even the word makes me laugh) should take the oath of office with his hand on L. Ron Hubbard's "Dianetics," am I supposed to put any credence to such a thing? Jews and Mormons have often been servants of the American people, and they have always sworn allegiance to America on a Bible. But being a Muslim, that makes you different and special. Sorry, pal, I don't want to make you mad, but YOU are the enemy! It was Muslims, not Catholics or Jews or Mormons, not even Nazis, who killed 3000 of US on 9-11...it was YOU! So, if you want to differentiate yourself from me and every other American by demanding to become my servant by swearing allegiance to a book of my enemy, that makes YOU my enemy, too. Besides, it is YOU who is the prejudiced person in this case. Your beloved Koran was originally based on the Pentateuch, which was written by Moses, and forms the first 5 books of my Bible. So, you don’t have a leg to stand on. If you are an American, than ACT like an American. If you are a Muslim first, than do us both a favor...move to Syria. That is where a major percentage of our enemies presently reside, and you will rightly be identified for what you really are.
Marshal Will Kane

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